donnermaysilee: I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling and crying to myself as I watch my favorite tv shows, than being out in the uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the good time of my life with boring people, who don’t know a thing about me, who don’t care about me, who do pointless things.
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
69shadesofgray: If my jokes offend you: I’m sorry It won’t happen again 1 & 2 are lies You’re a pussy